Shmeez 

Name for any device containing nicotine and/or the act of hitting a nicotine device and/or the idea of a good ass buzz

"Where's the shmeez"
"I will after this shmeez"
"Please sir, may I shmeez"

Shmeez by chiefin-doobies October 2, 2018

Shmeez 

Noun or Verb-(N)A slang term meaning Marijuana, mostly used in the Tri-State Area Yeshiva community. (V) The act of getting high.

(N) I just bought some shmeez, now lets pick a movie.

(V)Pack the bowl so we can shmeez already!

Shmeez by H the chillest man around October 1, 2008

shmeez 

to smoke pot

You wanna shmeez?

Wanna get some pizza then shmeez on the beach?

shmeez by Retretret January 10, 2009

shmeez 

Smoking weed

I was shmeezin' a fat blunt yesterday while this bitch sucked my balls.

shmeez by T Swholy January 14, 2004

Shmeez 

In a hand of poker or Texas Hold-em,it is said when the player has pocket two's originally. Now if you have a pocket pair of any number it is "Pocket Shmeez!".

Frank, "Robby, you shouldnt of called me cause I have... POCKET SHMEEZ!!yeaaaaa."

Shmeez by J - Rob May 10, 2005

shmeez 

Getting screwed over on something.

geez I got shmeezed on that calc final!

shmeez by Smithel May 18, 2005

shmeez 

shmeezdeez

i shmeez

Man that shmeez

shmeez by selar August 1, 2022