Top Definition
Shlongaphobia is the fear of ones own penis.
(In bathroom)
"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."
by Patty Kane March 24, 2010

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