Top Definition
To masturbate oneself while taking a shit. Simultaneous masturbation and defecation. The ultimate dual release.
After years of marriage, Carl's wife finally figured out her husband takes an excessively long time in the bathroom because he loves to Shitsturbate.
by Dick Uppinsider April 28, 2016
The act of reaching your hand into your rectum and covering it with shit. Then using the shit covered hand to masturbate. The shit will act as a lubricant
Joe: I cummed to the roof whe I finally decided to Shitsturbate!

Paul: I told you!

Joe: Yeah, poop is good lube.
#poop #shit #crap #masturbate #shitsturbate #jack #off #pleausure #rectum
by Topazoo November 28, 2009
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