Shit squat 

When you have to shit really bad but you're in a public place so you squat over the seat without touching it

Guy 1: i have to shit but the toilets are all dirty and there's none of those sanitary papers

Guy 2: do a shit squat

Shit squat by Phantomgammax August 27, 2009

Shit Squatter

A person in an FPS game (Counter Strike, etc) who crouches down to shoot and it looks like he/she is squatting down to drop a steaming number two.

Player: I can't get up the stairwell because that shit squatter with an AWP keeps gunning down anybody that dares go up there.

Shit Squatter by [[ASS:TIT]] Bucky Tredl September 18, 2012

Shit Squad 

When three or more people take a shit at the same time in a public bathroom.

The three men entered the bathroom stalls at the same time, forming a Shit Squad.

Shit Squad by TheFiend138 December 4, 2014

Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.

Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS

Squatting Shit Box by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022

Shitsuation 

Any adverse event that happens involving poop.

Jane was trying to unclog the toilet with the plunger and a splash of poopy water splattered on her face and she exclaimed," we have got a shitsuation on our hands".

Shitsuation by Shitsuation February 16, 2020

shitsquatch 

Large, foul-reeking, potentially hairy load of shit that was deposited in your toilet by a houseguest you wish had left earlier. Inspired by the famed Sasquatch of similar lore.

Dear god honey, your Uncle Frohicke laid a shitsquatch in here! Open the goddamned windows!

shitsquatch by Buzz Zoo July 1, 2007

Nyquil Shitsquat 

When you get out your Roomba ( obviously full battery ). Chug a full bottle of Nyquil; strip down ( obviously ) and proceed to shit on it. Next, open your apartment door and turn your Roomba on. You will then assume the sumo position and follow it to its destination. While this is going on YOU will be masturbating. The goal is to come in front of the Roomba before you pass out. If the Roomba arrives and stalls out in front of another tenants door; chances are they will let you in simply due to shock in the position you're in. Force yourself in and continue. The goal is to cum before the police arrive or you pass out.

I was trying to recover from Covid; and took a bunch of Nyquil. Ended up doing the usual Nyquil Shitsquat.

Woke up in the neighbors apartment covered in shit and cum again...guess I did the Ol' Nyquil Shitsquat....haha.

Nyquil Shitsquat by SuckPocket July 23, 2022