The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.
by Renkari October 14, 2021
Shit mouth is a term used to describe a person's vocabulary. This person is usually an over talker. Talks relentlessly about shit that doesn't matter. Mouth garbage, word spewage.
by sMartipants March 2, 2012
the act of excreting bodily waste into somebody's mother's mouth for the amount of 50p or half a pound, or even half a dollar if u are american.
person 1: dude, ur mom is dead!
person 2: oh yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 1 and 2: hahahahhahahahhaha
person 2: oh yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 1 and 2: hahahahhahahahhaha
by chris cringle September 6, 2004
person 1: oh yeah, ur mom is dead!
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
by chris cringle September 4, 2004
My wife spent three years in a coma and woke up with her mouth tasting liek shit after i gave her the Puerto Rican Shit Mouth.
by Rikki fo sho January 23, 2007
When someone is utterly bullshitting their way out of something, commonly the failure to attend an event or to give someone something (i.e. gift, debt, etc.)
Bob: Bro, sorry I missed the party, but my girl was all on me last night!
Mike: Dude, your girl was AT the party last night. I can see the shit dribbling out of your mouth, dude.
Mike: Dude, your girl was AT the party last night. I can see the shit dribbling out of your mouth, dude.
by McEmoPants November 8, 2011
by LozzyStrachs August 21, 2005