shelter cats

1. Broke and nearly homeless pussy, The female version of what TLC calls a scrub. 2. Pussy that has been negleglected and not stroked in ages.

My homies just want to get some before they deploy so they are out looking for horny shelter cats.

by CSM Dienda February 13, 2018

tender age shelter

A euphemism for a concentration camp for children.

The Trump Administration claimed they were placing children separated from their parents into 'tender age shelters', but everyone knew they really were placing them in concentration camps.

by PainfulTruths June 20, 2018

semen shelter

a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.

You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.

by doc.azn February 8, 2012

Bomb sheltered

A person who has been sheltered by an extreme degree.

Boy: Have you seen that funny video of the dancing cat on YouTube?
Girl: What's YouTube?
Boy: Gee, what are you? Bomb sheltered?

by NoMoreVillains June 2, 2009

Shelter impaired

To be homeless.

The county would not help me even though they knew I was shelter impaired.

by JennMe November 4, 2019

Shelter-in-place vacation

A vacation in which you do not travel anywhere at all. Basically just spend a few days in bed.

Man this shit at work is killing me I'm going to take a shelter-in-place vacation.

by I. Dyddertwyce March 6, 2023