shelfed

to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.

by clickitdown December 4, 2006

shelf

When he saw the polices steve decided to shelf his weed

by bobbie July 23, 2003

alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus

hey gareth, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one

by staticsate November 18, 2009

by Fatty Mcgee December 10, 2004

When you let a fat guy fuck you doggy, and they have to set their fat stomach on your ass!

Damn, I got shelfed last night, dude was fat as fuck.

by kayteebaybee April 8, 2020

the area just above the penis which girls prefer shaved

kyle, john, and kenny's shaved shelf is much better than joe's non shaved rainforest. it feels better against my vag than the amazon.

by Kenny Pontrelli October 29, 2008

To get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.

Let's get so fucking shelfed tonight! It'll be the best night of our lives!

by queerko January 13, 2014