by Rahoolduke July 23, 2008
Damn I gave that girl a Sheezer.
He aint gonna give me no sheezer.
I'll sheeze all up in that bitch.
He aint gonna give me no sheezer.
I'll sheeze all up in that bitch.
by J.L.F.G. December 12, 2007
frozen faecal matter. usualy frozen in house freezer. can be put in a plastic bag and used as lethal weapon (see example). ppl who practice this are called sheezerytes and the act is sheezerism
"oh dude sumone just lobbed a sheezer at me"
"dam , kallens out cold, he jus got hit by a sheezer"
" man sumone posted a sheezer through my door last nite "
"dam , kallens out cold, he jus got hit by a sheezer"
" man sumone posted a sheezer through my door last nite "
by amy o'donnel January 23, 2005
After nature's bellowing call has been answered, the shit (preferably long, thin, and smooth) is collected, and swiftly placed into a freezer. The end product is a 'sheezer' which is then used as a sexual toy or aid, and is said to create great pleasure.
"Our sex drive was long gone and burried, until i pulled something special out of the freezer. We now regularly use sheezers in bed, both her's and mine!"
by Gibzo January 23, 2005
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