sheep shearing

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating

WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.

sheep shearing by szilfifa March 11, 2015

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sheepshaging

when a man, usually welsh or from new zeland captures a lonely sheep into a corner of a field and decides to have rampant anal sex with it.

farmer giles is rounding up his sheep for the sale and thinks when was the last time he boned misses giles, so he unzippes and discretely slips one into the sheep without her noticing the other sheep realise this and run away to freedom. whilst giles is there with his tweed waist coat and trousers around his anckles shouting bah...bah... take this. usually followed by orgasm and the living with the discust of sheepshaging and having sex with an animal.

sheepshaging by huw roberts February 15, 2008

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Sheepshedding

When two people sneak off into a small building to make out or other sexual activities

Last night Olivia and Paxton went sheepshedding

Sheepshedding by Sleepy_Moth. June 13, 2024

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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