Shearer

Shearer Is the surname of people who are super sexy usually carry a rather large penis, they usally are cocaine connoisseur and have a fine tongue for beer and pussy

There goes that sort again There goes that Shearer again

by Diggerdagger November 25, 2019

shearer

Noun, a person who shears things. This involved cutting off hair from a body.

A shepard shears his sheep of wool. a shepard is a shearer.

by ruffle October 30, 2005

Cameron shearer

Faggot bitch

“Hey, look at that Cameron shearer”

by Real touch November 22, 2018

Alan Shearer

The sexual act of cumming into the air and then heading it so it hits someone in the face

Your mum took an Alan Shearer from me

by Sawsaw382 June 17, 2016

Pulling a Shearer

When a person purposely begins a chat on social networking sites like facebook, etc, and then immediately logs off the chat, leaving the person he was talking to bewildered.

Jill sent me an instant message telling me she started chewing skoal and then before I could respond she exited out of the chat.
Dude, she was Pulling a Shearer!

by newwwwwb December 29, 2010

Chodie Shearer

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher

I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021

Shearer's coffee

Shearer's coffee is offered to shearer's during the annual shearing on a sheep farm by the farmer/ farmers wife.

AKA International Roast. The cheapest, nastiest brew served alongside Billy tea. No-one ever actually consumed it so it lasts forever.

Sheep farmer: 'The shearer's are coming next week.'
Sheep farmer's wife: 'I'm pretty sure there's still plenty of shearer's coffee in the woolshed from when your mother used to live here 20 years ago'

by LuckyDay😉 October 17, 2022