If she is over weight she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she makes.
by Jujupayway December 7, 2021
A phrase similar to "That's what she said." Used to respond to something said that could be taken in a sexual way.
In the lunch line:
Matt: What did you order?
Jay: A meatball sub.
Matt: A 12 incher?
Jay: That's what she wants.
Matt: What did you order?
Jay: A meatball sub.
Matt: A 12 incher?
Jay: That's what she wants.
by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009
The best joke ever created, popularized by the NBC show “The Office”. Famously said a lot by the character Michael Scott.
by TotallyNotHudson November 14, 2019
"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."
"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"
"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"
"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."
"That's what she said."
"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"
"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"
"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."
by Cockulon 3000 August 22, 2007
what she wouldn't say.
unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
m: we should bring back the "that's not what she said"
k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)
m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.
(That is not what she said)
k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)
m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)
m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.
(That is not what she said)
k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)
m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
by kn and mk August 16, 2010
simple: "its so hard!" .. "that's what she said"
more complex: "every time i pull it out i almost break my back" .. "that's what she said"
more complex: "every time i pull it out i almost break my back" .. "that's what she said"
by Kevin Blau October 10, 2006
A term commonly used in the hit 2005 nbc comedy show “the office” by the character Michael Scott
It basically turns any normal term into a sexual joke by saying “that’s what she said”
It basically turns any normal term into a sexual joke by saying “that’s what she said”
“Why did you get it so big?”
“Aye that’s what she said” -the office episode 10 of season 2, Christmas Party
“Aye that’s what she said” -the office episode 10 of season 2, Christmas Party
by purplemoonsailor December 25, 2017