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"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."
by Cockulon 3000 August 21, 2007
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A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke
DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub

chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once

thats what she said!
by uwould May 27, 2005
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a phrase used to turn a simple comment into a sexual joke
simple: "its so hard!" .. "that's what she said"
more complex: "every time i pull it out i almost break my back" .. "that's what she said"
by Kevin Blau October 09, 2006
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"thats what she said" is a fun way to work sex into any conversation. heres how:

"she" reffers to a hypothetical girl that one supposedly had sex with, and during or around the act of sex the girl supposedly says something. such as, "chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once". so this joke is useful when your friend says something that sounds like something a girl would say during or around the time of the act of sex. if you do it right you can simultaneously indicate that you are having great sex, and also that your girlfriend is totally impressed with your size, or cant get enough of you, or wants to include other girls, or basically anything you want. so be creative in how you use this phrase. definitely play around with it. of course, that's what she said.
innocentgirl: and leave my mother out of this
phote: thats what she said
innocentgirl: that's what who said?
phote: wow you've never heard "thats what she said" before? check urbandictionary.com
innocentgirl: still not gettin it
phote: ok so for example:
phote: you said "leave my mother out of this." by replying with "thats what she said," i was insinuating that my girlfriend had rejected my invitation to include her mom in one of our sexual encounters.
innocentgirl: oh dear. ok. I get it. wow. I feel so violated...
innocentgirl: lol
innocentgirl: wait
innocentgirl: that's what she said, right?
phote: i think you've got it...
innocentgirl: did she say that, too?
phote: haha yes
innocentgirl: so i guess "she" can say just about anything right?
phote: correct. which is why this phrase is so fun.
by photeman November 06, 2005
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I don't know who "she" is but "she" is a dirty whore.
Mailman: "Where do you want the mail?"
Victim: "Stick it in there."
Mailman: "Thats what she said!"
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making something completely unsexual, and making it sexual.
two guys talking about getting off the freeway:
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"

or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"
by raaafael September 06, 2007
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A juvenille yet amusing response to a sexually suggestive statement.
(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.
(students): Thats what she said!
by Professor Plum March 20, 2006
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