Top Definition
Someone who has the ability to turn anything into shit. Much the same way an alchemist has the ability to turn things into gold.
that George W Bush was a shalchemist over his handling of Afghanistan
by Jumpingjackflash_70 February 11, 2011

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.