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Shakey Cam 

A term used to describe a bootleg movie that was recording in a theater using a hand held camera. Generally the camera shakes a bit due to the instability of a hand held camera.

Most Shakey Cams end up on the internet within a week of the movie being released in theaters.

Generally the quality is marginal and the sound is terrible. The other issue with the Shakey Cam is the occasional bathroom break when someone in front gets up to use the bathroom...
Shakey Cam.. for those that are to damn cheap to pay for a movie and to inpatient for the DVD release to hit Bit Torrent...
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Current trend in cinema (especially action movies) that appears as if the camera man suffers from Parkinson's or severe seizures. It is cause of severe discomfort including motion sickness. Commonly used by Ridley and Tony Scott.
Shaky cam sucks. Put it on a tripod.
shaky cam by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 26, 2008

shaky camera syndrome 

Latest action movie craze meant make the viewer feel "in the moment".
Also attributed to big budgets spent on fancy props and trinkets none of which matter since you can't see a damn thing thats going on.
Quantum Of Solace is a good example of shaky camera syndrome.

Shake the camera 

The act of masturbation.

Originates from having FaceTime sex and the camera shaking with the motion.
“Me and X shook the camera last night
“When did you last shake the camera?”
Shake the camera by MCEGWM November 22, 2020

cambodian milk-shake 

*in order to do this you must be with a pregnant woman or a woman who recently had a baby*

When a woman lactates into a mans asshole, he must clench his buttcheeks, stand up, jack off and cum before any of the milk comes out of his crack.
Andrew: dude last night this chick gave me a Cambodian Milk-Shake.

Carlos: really did you succeed at it?

Andrew: no, i leaked, then her water broke.