Skip to main content

Statesville 

A.K.A. known as Statesvegas or Skanksville, the town where the two interstates (I-40 and I-77) meet calling it the cross roads for the future. A very bleak and boring future I must say unless you're 80 years of age and retired and attend the local country club for a round of golf, then Statesville is a blast. Statesville is about a million, I mean 200 years old which consists of about 150,000 people. Many teenagers such as so myself attend the local high schools in this area that are plagued by alcohol, marijuana, and sex, if you're a teenage girl the chances of you being pregnant even if you've never had sex are 7 out of 10 people! Like I said about the age of this town it's old and so is its heritage, Many of the first pilgrims here owned slaves and as to this day many of their bloodline still lingers here and so does their views of the world, where if you're black, you're automatically associated into a social class of poverty, crime, and injustice. And if you're white, you're either really rich, have it all, and the stuff of the town, or you've settled for less and become part of the lower class aka what people call hicks. If you're ever in town take a stroll to check out the history you'll see a monument of a confederate general standing next to the city center.
Omg dude did you see that chick from statesville? Yeah dude she's pretty hot, I bet she's a stuck up bitch though.
Statesville by The Sexanator September 14, 2007

Smokesville

The greatest Snapchat private story of all time where you catch mandem cheating, moving mad, moving loose, simping, the list goes on especially in night clubs. It’s a mandem only private story however a few females managed to get into it
Did you see Cam lipsing that fat slag on smokesville?

Darryl was moving stiff on smokesville
Smokesville by Enhanced mentality11 February 16, 2020

Statesville 

A forgotten place where the mall had only about four stores and an Ihop. The WalMart is Dope Central, where druggies and gangs hung out on Saturday nights, looking for something to smoke and a girl to do. The high schools had more pregnant teens than on television. Sweet 16 meant you go to the DMV, get your driver's permit, and inherit your parents run down cars that're older than you by a decade or so. Weekends meant late night movies and deer hunting. Having fun meant getting high and spray painting abandoned buildings or old train cars. Every day, there would be a new hobo down by the 'Shopping Center', which had more fast food places than shopping destinations. Dating someone meant displaying pictures of you and your partner on Myspace with your tongues down each other's throats. Junior year meant that you could finally drop out. Graduating meant that you can get the hell out of this town, this place that you've been stuck in for the past 18 years of your pathetic life.
I'm from Statesville.

FML.
Statesville by toomuchcandyx June 24, 2009

Statesville High School 

Located in Statesville NC Otherwise known as GANGLAND when you step on the grounds of statesville high school one of two things will happen 1. you will be shot multiple times in the back 2. You wont get shot cause your gang is more powerful than the other peoples. There mascot is a greyhound their called that for a reason they always running, running from the cops. Which is the opposite of North Iredell High School where you are more likely to slip on someones dip spit
Statesville High School is sorta like nyc streets
Statesville High School by ep444 December 22, 2009

Sykesville 

An old town in Maryland pretty much the same as Eburg. The school in Sykesville, known as Sykesville Middle is crap and located near the towns mental facility and prison.
Person 1:ahhh another coad red! I hate our school!

Person 2: someone probually escaped from the jail again...
Sykesville by kiwi March 24, 2005

Sykesville 

Basically the same as Eldersburg, but with even less stuff to do.
Kid: Ma, let's do something since we just moved to Sykesville.
Ma: Alright, but we'll have to go allllll the way to Eldersburg.
Kid: There's nothing to do there, either.
Sykesville by Sike! February 4, 2009