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The revolutionary way to teach women how to give proper handjobs. "Designed specifically for women, in just six minutes a day, you can get arms you'll be proud to show off."
"The Shake Weight is only 2 and a half pounds, virtually unbreakable, and is guaranteed for life." |
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A tool to practice giving handjobs.. With one or two hands Husband: OMG baby that was the best handjob ever!!
Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight |
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shake weight - sexual act: to stroke another person's penis for sexual pleasure. She wouldn't give me head, just a shake weight.
We only had time for a shake weight in the car on the way to the show. |
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An alternative phrase to "air jerk", meaning the same thing, but able to be said in mixed company or situations in which air jerk would seem crass. The definition is taken from using a shake weight that you shake up and down, similar to the air jerk motion. Dave to the plumber: "Why didn't you show up yesterday?"
Plumber: "I had upgrade my cell phone, my contract was up." Dave: "Shake Weight!" |
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verb, noun, -shake weighting, -shake weight -verb (shake weighting, shake weight) 1. to talk about another person in awe. 2. to kiss up to another person. 3. to be on someone's 'jock'. -noun (shake weight) 1. an ignorant person -verb examples
1. Even though the man was twice the player's age, he was shake weighting him for his autograph. 2. Some people like to shake weight other people that outclass them. -noun examples 1. Don't listen to that clown, he's just a shake weight. Origin: R. Santana by way of Tenth-Rick. |
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