Sgt. Drawgo McBurnpants 

A Magic: The Gathering player who has a reputation for playing blue-red control decks containing large amounts of counter, draw, and burn spells. The use of the nickname is generally employed after a particularly frustrating number of consecutive wins, such as 3, with a spell that is both draw AND burn.

You...you...Sgt. Drawgo McBurnpants you!

Sgt. Drawgo McBurnpants by Indrick December 20, 2008