The titanic of the toilet!! Big over sized turd, held together with Ass Jell-O, corn chunks and fibers, as if was a male sporting its feathers to make you stare at its beauty. The most dominating of the turd family. This turd is by design hard to choke down the toilet and sometimes needs a “coat hanger” to break it up before the big sewer trip
OMG!!! Who shanked the big turd? That’s not a turd sweet heart, that's a Sewer Pickle. This is sure to get you some attention from the wife, a high five and a big congrats among friends
by The Tain March 23, 2006
Someone who does not shower for days on end and/or does not wear deodorant ever. They will then most deffinately smell like the sewer.
by That kid who does that stuff May 3, 2010
Resembling mashed together modeling clay. The firmest member of the fecal family. Most often identified with having to be broken with a ruler or stick to properly dispose of. Known for it's painful, rectal stretching properties. Distinguished by its mottled color, similar to a marblized, aged uncooked steak. Brought on by an high fat, "tavern diet".
"after three hours at the bar, eating cheese curds, beer and that double cheeseburger, I went home and left a nasty Sewer Steak....."
"I hate it when Bob comes over.....he always leaves a Sewer Steak floating in the bowl."
"I hate it when Bob comes over.....he always leaves a Sewer Steak floating in the bowl."
by monkey76 October 13, 2009
Man I have such a sewer butt I can't stop farting and shiting!!!
Guy 1 : damn you stink!!!
Guy 2 : sorry I have a bad case of the sewer butt!!!
Guy 1 : damn you stink!!!
Guy 2 : sorry I have a bad case of the sewer butt!!!
by T.Pruitt January 15, 2015
Will Meeks: Look at this shit, Mike!
Mike King: Wow, bro, thats a nice sewer snake you gonna flush! Take a pic of that one.
Mike King: Wow, bro, thats a nice sewer snake you gonna flush! Take a pic of that one.
by The Poop Goblin January 9, 2018
One who has the social graces of a mule,and the personality of a wet mop who works in customer service who clearly should not be ;and/or a shitty customer service rep
by UNITED WRIOT February 20, 2015
A sewer-dwelling horse who is watching you, RIGHT NOW.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more common than you think.
How common?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their head, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more common than you think.
How common?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their head, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
by Willard A. Price III June 14, 2008