Seven Hells 

A popular substitution for "bloody hell", "god dammit, or "motherfucker" used when faced with a particularly troublesome or preposterous obstacle. A reference to one of the curses in Game of Thrones. You can tell whoever uses this term probably needs to stop watching Game of Thrones and go outside more.

I told Joey that his girl slept with our chemistry professor and he responded "Seven Hells!". No wonder she slept around.

Seven Hells by Ryanoccerous January 13, 2014

Seven Bloody Hells 

"Seven Bloody Hells" (or, alternately, "seven hells") is a term created by George R. R. Martin in his famous book series "A Song of Ice and Fire", of which the first book is the well-known "Game of Thrones."

The term originates from one of the key theologies in the book, the Seven, of which there are seven deities, with seven heavens, and, therefore seven hells.

The term is often used as an expression of anger, anguish, or surprise, but it not limited to these emotions.

This term should be considered akin to the word "fuck" in its usage, however, it is usually used by a higher-class person, such as the royalty in the book.

Jon: "Seven bloody hells, it's cold." (neutral)

Robb: "Seven hells! Where did they come from?" (surprise)

Robert: "Seven bloody hells, Ned, I want to HIT something!" (anger)

Catelyn: "Seven hells! Why can't you see that this won't solve anything?" (anguish)

Cersei: "Seven hells, Jamie, why won't you ever think?" (anger)

Seven Bloody Hells by UnearthlyEnemy October 10, 2012

seven minutes in hell 

While at a costume party, hooking up with a stranger while playing seven minutes in heaven, then realizing that that stranger is your sister/brother when the costume is taken off.

at the party, the hot chick in the barbie costume turned out to be my own sister. it was more like seven minutes in hell!

seven minutes in hell by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011

Go through seven kinds of hell 

Means to go through all kinds of torment. Most often used to say that you would go through all kinds of torment for someone or something.

I would go through seven kinds of hell for Kathy.

Go through seven kinds of hell by Deep blue 2012 June 16, 2010

seven minutes in hell 

A simple variation of the fun family game 'seven minutes in heaven'

The female in the scenario must receive anal sex for a time no less than 7 minutes.

Necessary caveat: no lubrication may be present (mandatory)

Wow, Sally, I haven't been able to sit down since I played seven minutes in hell.

seven minutes in hell by dizzscroeder November 4, 2013

Seven Gates Of Hell 

A set of different areas around the Troy, IL and Collinsville, IL areas, outskirts of both and backroads that aren't really specified to where they go. You either know them or you don't. If you want to explore them, do so at your own risk. Disappearances, murders, occult things of varying degrees and even missing vehicles and the people in them.

"Oh, you've heard of the Seven Gates of Hell, right?" "What, around Troy, Illinois?" "Yeah. It's messed up. I've heard of people disappearing around there. I checked it out but I couldn't find anything." "Um, I recognize you. Haven't you been dead for a few years?"

Seven Gates Of Hell by Not_Greg_Daddy January 25, 2022

Seven Burger Patties of Hell 

Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!

X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."

Seven Burger Patties of Hell by rperazag June 19, 2010