Antics that lead to the release of semen. This usually involves the genius and mind control of a Deviant Gentleman in his ability to use antics that cause a pretty young lady to help him in the release of his semen.
The Deviant Gentleman used sementics and found that it was a great release from the pressure of the day.
He used the Ejaculate Consumption Theory in his sementics and she did indeed end up giving him a blow job.
He used the Ejaculate Consumption Theory in his sementics and she did indeed end up giving him a blow job.
by Bret Michaels December 20, 2007
by WhyAreThereNoCoolNicknamesLeft April 2, 2010
You wake up at 3:00am to drop a line after dozing off after sex, and the urine gets blocked for a moment by the sement and then bursts out like a geyser (which kinda hurts).
by CiscoKid85 January 14, 2011
When you splooge on a girl on any part of her body and she doesnt wash it off in time. It hardens like cement and she cries because her mom sees.
I put sement on trisha's face, and she was very upset when it didn't come off in time for school the next day.
by twitch___ March 10, 2005
Spanish/Mexican slang used by mature Latina mamas worldwide to affectionately refer to their well-endowed younger lovers. Literally meaning stud.
Also used for uncastrated male horses charged with breeding the mares
Also used for uncastrated male horses charged with breeding the mares
"To forget about mi hijo Juan's debts, his well-endowed weed dealer Victor, offered to own me sexually for a week. We have our second anniversary today and waiting for our first niña pequeña. Amo a mi semental.~"
by BWCVictor June 2, 2021
by Holy Dinosaur Pussy Eater June 28, 2019