6 definitions by Bret Michaels
Antics that lead to the release of semen. This usually involves the genius and mind control of a Deviant Gentleman in his ability to use antics that cause a pretty young lady to help him in the release of his semen.
The Deviant Gentleman used sementics and found that it was a great release from the pressure of the day.
He used the Ejaculate Consumption Theory in his sementics and she did indeed end up giving him a blow job.
He used the Ejaculate Consumption Theory in his sementics and she did indeed end up giving him a blow job.
by Bret Michaels December 20, 2007
The act of sucking the cock of a man wearing a wrestling mask.
Meeting up and giving a blow job while parking. No fucking allowed but this always involves swallowing.
Meeting up and giving a blow job while parking. No fucking allowed but this always involves swallowing.
by Bret Michaels November 3, 2007
A person who uses magical mind control to cause a pretty young lady to desire to perform sexual acts such as a hand job followed by an amazing blow job that always involves swallowing.
The Deviant Gentleman used his amazing powers of mind control to persuade the pretty young lady to meet up for yet another Barton.
by Bret Michaels November 25, 2007
was a specific virtue in Ancient Rome. It does not mean virtue in general, but something more like valor, manliness, excellence, courage, character, and worth (perceived masculine strengths, which may indicate its derivation from vir, man).
Although the Deviant Gentleman felt he didn't behold virtus, he was very wrong. He was and is indeed a fine gentleman of many great virtues, including all that virtus beholds.
by Bret Michaels January 2, 2008
The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.
The Deviant Gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a blow job before her test, she would get a higher score. I can't believe she fell for the Ejaculate Consumption Theory.
by Bret Michaels December 20, 2007
A man endeavoring to be virtus, who takes a solemn vow to retire his jedi-esque ability to befuddle the minds of Young Impressionable women.
A Deviant Gentleman no longer interested in a Barton.
A Deviant Gentleman no longer interested in a Barton.
The Deviant Gentleman has reformed and is no longer using his powers of magical mind control to cause the pretty young lady to perform sexual favors. He is a Deceased Deviant.
by Bret Michaels January 1, 2008