yummy white baby nectar that makes you feel warm inside
I want to be filled with semen
by I have a degree January 31, 2021
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Something that is a fluid in a man that may contain sperm, which can impregnate a woman. Boys get it around the ages of 10.
I accidentally fucked her also might and I used my semen. She got pregnant from me. Fuck!
by nerdboy December 26, 2018
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Acts as a nutrient pill or vitamin and also whitens your teeth!
Wow, her teeth are white, she must swallow a lot of semen. Ya, id like to stick my cock in that.

Man1: Oh she is really fit, i bet she takes vitamins
Man2: No dude, that bitch drinks semen like EVERYDAY!
by Jeffrey Johnson (MJ) September 18, 2005
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A condition in which a disgusting slut's dirty meat wallet cramps uncontrollably due to the the pressure it has received from years and years of getting blasted by hot and sticky man milk. Also known as a period.
Barbara came to me today complaining about painful cramps. I diagnosed it as a severe case of semenitis. I recommended that the dirty whore stops geting her ax wound pounded and creamed in until it heals.
by jtcjr13 August 6, 2009
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Manly fluids of the genitals

People in a submarine
Look, there is semen in the submarine

Look, there is semen in the submarine
by Jesse Denning November 25, 2003
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People who work, live, and sail on a ship. People who have a passion for the se.

Also sailors, se people and se-farers.
Why are the others writing such dirty and horrible things about semen?
by sukebe November 18, 2006
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