Self Buffeting

To Kill yourself

Peter "I knew Victoria was depressed, but i didnt realise she would hang herself"

Sebastian " I know , I didnt see that self buffeting coming"

by Kaiser Moonbizzle III December 04, 2009

Self serve buffet

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself

Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.

by TripleFcups September 05, 2025