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Second Aid 

Second Aid is similar, in most respects, to First Aid.
Where in First Aid you administer medical attention, Second Aid consists of mainly 2 parts.

1.) Pointing
2.) Laughing

Second Aid is most often applied when someone, usually (but not limited to) the clumsy or the local blundering idiot, hurts them self.
Jeff: "Oh shit did you see Drew fall down those stairs?"
Scott: "YES! Quickly, let's administer Second Aid before he gets up and hurts himself again."
Second Aid by PhoenixTwo November 30, 2007
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second aid kit 

Like a first aid kit, but instead contains a pack of Marlboro reds, condoms, Tylenol, eye drops, plan B and, if you stick it in yourself, cocaine. Can sometimes be purchased at Wallgreens.
Damn bro, she sounds awful. Glad you had Second Aid Kit.
second aid kit by Malbec June 26, 2017

Second Hand AIDS 

When you are in a vehicle and the driver dies from AIDS, which causes the car to crash, also killing you.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear Jimmy died from Second Hand AIDS?
Guy 2: Yeah man, it really be like that sometimes.
Second Hand AIDS by BigBoiJD August 27, 2018

A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins 

A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins
A guy that refills totems/aids a second after a battle begins

École secondaire de l'Île 

Broke ass school in a town whose name literally sounds like hole. Its population is mainly comprised of stoners and idiots, with a subclass of geeks, lots of minorities and a privileged upper class of Inter students. It is surrounded by lovely homeless men who frequently assault first graders.
Bro I was gonna date this guy but I found out he went to École secondaire de l'Île ew he probably has AIDS from the homeless people

SecondAid 

SecondAid is the equivalent of first aid but applies to mental health help (ie, non-physical injuries). It's also the name of a nonprofit organization that focuses on psychiatric reform.
I need SecondAid!
SecondAid by via.polytropos May 3, 2022