Sea Cucumber 

A soggy under-water dildo.

That's like saying a Sea Cucumber is like a Shark. One is a soggy under-water dildo, and the other is a killing machine.

Sea Cucumber by Faenaussa July 7, 2011

sea cucumber 

An uncircumsized penis

Tim has a sea cucumber.

sea cucumber by punkrockerz420 November 1, 2007

Sea Cucumber 

A man with a thick and (LONG) cock. Also may smell like fish due to non-hygenic person.

Frank has a sea cucumber, its nice, but FUCK it smells!

Sea Cucumber by Frances#101 April 5, 2006

Sea cucumber 

The disgusting sexual act of suckling another's prolapsed colon before it re-enters the body cavity.

Jim sea cucumbered John.

Sea cucumber by teeBagger May 18, 2007

Sea Cucumber 

A long, massive terd that is set afloat in one sitting.

Dude, i just launched a huge sea cucumber! it was HUGE!

Sea Cucumber by La'Sarah January 12, 2008

Sea Cucumber 

A creature that blows up octopuses that accidently drop 8-balls

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Sea cucumber

Sea Cucumber by Ilovevideos June 1, 2021

Sea Cucumber 

When you take a big long turd let it dry out and harden then hollow it out and fill it with cum and fuck it until it breaks.

mom found my Sea Cucumber.

Sea Cucumber by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024