2 definitions by Pitou1093

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When you meticulously lather up your butt crack with soap while in the shower and you rip a forceful fart, making a noisy flatulant that reminds Jaques Cousteau of an angry dolphin's war cry.
"Bro your ass smells!". "Don't tell me you're not impressed with that mad dolphin!"
by Pitou1093 May 03, 2013

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When you flush your turd and just as your about to close the toilet lid, a little turd part comes floating back up from the dark side as if it already misses you, or is just plain acting silly.
"Son of a bitch, the silly sea cucumber just won't go down! That little some' bitch thinks I'm playing games. Size of a quarter dog gone!"
by Pitou1093 May 09, 2013

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