A very good looking person you wouldn't mind having relations with. Someone who is "Scrumptious".

from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious.

Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty
"I was driving down the road and saw a chick who was totally scrumptious. She was scrumpty."

"OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."
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A word used mostly in the South-West England to describe someone who is a Numpty (a bit dopey/silly), but also very attractive and loveable.

i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty.

The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.
After trying to impress Joan, Paul managed to make a bit of a fool of himself.

Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous."
Friend: "A Scrumpty then."
Joan: "Yeah."
by Martha Bean November 16, 2006
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A word used mostly in the South-West England to describe someone who is a Numpty (a bit dopey/silly), but also very attractive and loveable.

i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty.

The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.
After trying to impress Joan, Paul managed to make a bit of a fool of himself.

Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous."
Friend: "A Scrumpty then."
Joan: "Yeah."
by Martha Bean November 16, 2006
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The act of shoving an egg up someone's ass and fucking them til it's scrambled.
Last night was sweet, she let me give her a scrumpty dumpty.
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