11 definitions by mattanaw
Creating a relationship or taking possession of another person with “fuck ownership”, “fuck owning”.
*pronounced: “Phone”, “Phoned”
“At first the were just hanging out now it’s fowned”
“He was FOWNed into marriage.”
“We have to recognize that people aren’t really bonded quite as often as they’re fowned. End fowning!”
“At first the were just hanging out now it’s fowned”
“He was FOWNed into marriage.”
“We have to recognize that people aren’t really bonded quite as often as they’re fowned. End fowning!”
by mattanaw July 20, 2021
Also Snafüd.
Etymology: from Snafu, meaning a blunder. Food blunders are snafus relating to food. Combined we have Snafüd, or Snafood.
Etymology: from Snafu, meaning a blunder. Food blunders are snafus relating to food. Combined we have Snafüd, or Snafood.
“You were Snafüd when at 2:00 am you had those extra 3000 calories.”
“Bro, why you gotta put meat in that vegan persons dish. You totally Snafood them.”
“This is a Snafüd that’s worth it. Next time I’ll change.”
“Bro, why you gotta put meat in that vegan persons dish. You totally Snafood them.”
“This is a Snafüd that’s worth it. Next time I’ll change.”
by mattanaw October 27, 2021
When you were bored and found a solution, and it was not all that fun, and you did it temporarily, or indefinitely.
"Your life is boredsolved, admit it."
“To boredsolve or not to boredsolve, that is the question.”
“You don’t like televised sports THAT much. It’s just boredsolved, admit it”
“To boredsolve or not to boredsolve, that is the question.”
“You don’t like televised sports THAT much. It’s just boredsolved, admit it”
by mattanaw October 27, 2021
To become aware of and self-affirm belongingness in the full diversity and expression of sexual orientations, genders, sexual/gender identities, and related variants--particularly those pertaining to the evolution and growth of the LGBTQ movement (LGBTQIA+...), going further into the miscellaneous everyoneness.
"The movement includes everyone now. I've been miscellaneoused!"
"I don't even know just miscellaneoused OK?"
"I don't even know just miscellaneoused OK?"
by mattanaw July 22, 2021
A very good looking person you wouldn't mind having relations with. Someone who is "Scrumptious".
from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious.
Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty
from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious.
Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty
"I was driving down the road and saw a chick who was totally scrumptious. She was scrumpty."
"OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."
"OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."
by mattanaw July 22, 2021
Older people who control conversations thinking they “know it all” without having any authority or justification like mansplainers.
“I had some rando granny agesplaining today I should find Christ.”
“That asshole agesplained to me for 20 minutes straight”
“Agesplain from afar, near deather!”
“That asshole agesplained to me for 20 minutes straight”
“Agesplain from afar, near deather!”
by mattanaw July 20, 2021
Cleaning the earth of pollution, including all chemical pollution, and wrong minds. This is a supplemental process to death, and choosing which lives and biological characteristics to produce. Includes everything on earth, mental and chemical.
"Earthnic cleansing is new and different and isn't Ethnic"
"Clean that Earth you Earthnic cleansing Flat Earther!"
"Earth day's new mission is Earthnic stuff."
"Clean that Earth you Earthnic cleansing Flat Earther!"
"Earth day's new mission is Earthnic stuff."
by mattanaw July 22, 2021