Scrollitis 

A phenomenon that occurs when browsing social media and refraining from commenting or clicking on 'Like' especially for posts that are enjoyable; scrolling past a post for fear of letting feedback be known.

You know you like it, y'all just want keep scrolling. You got that Scrollitis!

Scrollitis by Miller E February 20, 2015

scrolltism 

When you have an impulse to scroll through a list rather than simply searching.

Man, I hate when I'm in a rush but my Scrolltism acts up and it takes me 10 minutes to find something.

I could just search for it, but I have this sort of scrolltism that makes me have to scroll through the list and find it.

scrolltism by IpoSnoozeyFatee1 March 30, 2021

Scrollies 

Purportedly, the most helpless act of wasted time after repetitive scrolling down facebooks homepage. Once you realize you've got the scrollies you can't stop because the scrollies have taken over.

Quick, get off facebook before you get the scrollies!
That guy has been scrolling on his phone for hours. He must have the scrollies.

Patient: I get into this weird headspace where I need to keep scrolling and I can't stop until my friend yells at me to get off my phone.

Doctor: Textbook scrollies.

Scrollies by Doctor Bakshy January 8, 2017

Scrolliosis 

The immobilization you catch from laying about, scrolling on your phone for hours.

"What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."

Scrolliosis by glitchenheimer August 5, 2020

Schoolitis 

The strong, mysterious feeling of anxiety while attending school. You can't quite put your finger on it, but it ALWAYS comes around when you're at school, and is replaced with extreme boredom when summer break comes around... it's school's way of saying, "Ha! You're fucked now!"

"Ugh... why do I feel so sick? Must have a terrible case of schoolitis."

Schoolitis by Schoolitis Victim October 7, 2009

Scrolliosis 

Is the debilitating disease afflicting many internet users. Symptoms include continually scrolling down a site , such as Facebook or 9gag, automatically and often without thought. Severe sufferers return to the top of the page, seemingly randomly, to repeat the cycle. As a result they will often see the same inane posts man times over leaving them irritable and lethargic.

Gareth: Seriously you should give Facebook a bro man. You've been scroll down your feed all morning.
Jake: I can't stop! I've got a serious case of scrolliosis.

Scrolliosis by ishouldhavesomethingbettertodo April 21, 2015

Scrolliosis 

When a person is all excited to share a photo on their cell phone and can’t find it, making the other person wait like a chump.

Damn scrolliosis! Sorry man, I must have deleted that pic

Scrolliosis by Monkeydrummer1 December 11, 2019