screwed the pooch

to screw up

Boy who ever approved the new Big Tex design really screwed the pooch!

by screwedthepooch October 5, 2013

Screwed the pooch

A way in which to describe a mistake or blunder.

"That computer's a lemon, I really screwed the pooch on that deal!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

screw+the+pooch

to fuck up

damn, he really screwed the pooch this time....

by crackie November 5, 2003

screw the pooch

v.
1. To utterly and completely ruin a work venture, akin to "a royal fuck up".

2. The act of rendering something useless

3. To waste time. Usually connected to people not working to their potential.

"Bob really screwed the pooch on that assignment. Not a single stat was correct"

"Jen loves to screw the pooch. She has a world record high score in tetris on her office computer."

.... You know how (in the California highway construction) one guy actually works, while 3 guys stand around holding shovels watching him? - Those guys went to Screw the Pooch college to learn how to do that.

by Mcnostril January 16, 2006

screwed the pooch

what white people say when they fuck up

joe : trent, this isnt what i ordered . trent: oh whoopsies i really screwed the pooch.

by pappiihoe March 28, 2017

screw+the+pooch

buy the farm...not just a screw up...the most major screw up...like auger in...ask a pilot

JFK JR, screwed the pooch!

by upton semmes November 10, 2003

Screwed the pooch

A metaphor for significantly fucking up.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.

Man, Douglas really screwed the pooch on that one, like the time he missed and ending up putting it in Lucy's pooch hole (belly button).

by Pooched2433 December 2, 2016