excited jumping up to greet someone and forgetting that you had a drink between your legs
the person you greet exclaims ' damn, looks like you got total scrotch on the rocks, comrade!' (and of course your comrade and half the club laugh hysterically while your rocks recede painfully up into your chest)
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.