An act of coitus in which hot cheese curds (or acceptable cheese substitute) are placed on the nether regions of one's lover and licked off.
Yo, that dirty bitch was so nasty, she wanted me to go down on her with Velveeta and give her a hot sconnie. I only use the finest Wisconsin cheddar for that shit.
by Sucky the Badger March 13, 2005
A sconnie symphony is a musical performance put on by multiple inebriated people singing the same song. Usually a sconnie symphony is wildly out of tune or off tempo, however it seems to add to the drunken ambiance.
We were at a crowded frat party when “Buttercup” came on and the entire room started to sing along. The sconnie symphony could be heard from Camp Randal to the Kohl Center.
by gilman_god February 26, 2019
A delicacy in the state of Wisconsin, the Sconnie Quesadilla is a food comprised of a slice of bread lathered to perfection with butter and then folded in half on itself.
by gilman_god January 19, 2019
An act of coitus in which one places melted cheese curds, or other cheese substitutes, on the nether regions of their partner, and then removes and eats it with the use of a Johnsonville brat.
by Sucky Badger March 3, 2005
An act of coitus in which hot cheese curds (or acceptable substitute) are placed on the nether regions of one's lover and licked off.
by Sucky the Badger March 12, 2005
The term sconnie slip up can be used to denote unfortunate events that happened in either a state of confusion, the state of Wisconsin, or both.
I heard cousin Donnie had a sconnie slip up with Nancy; she asked for the cheese curd but he gave her the brat.
by gilman_god January 23, 2019
Darla was nervous her period would ruin her chances. Turns out she found a keeper when her first date started with a meat raffle and ended with a Sconnie Chili Feed.
by SconnieChick February 16, 2023