Definitions by gilman_god
Diocracy
Only one letter away from Idiocracy, Diocracy is a variant of democracy where voters are only presented with two legitimate choices to pick from. Typically, in a diocaracy people who chose one of the presented options are pitted against those who picked the only alternative.
The United States of America is turning into a diocracy.
Diocracy by gilman_god October 23, 2020
Sconnie symphony
A sconnie symphony is a musical performance put on by multiple inebriated people singing the same song. Usually a sconnie symphony is wildly out of tune or off tempo, however it seems to add to the drunken ambiance.
We were at a crowded frat party when “Buttercup” came on and the entire room started to sing along. The sconnie symphony could be heard from Camp Randal to the Kohl Center.
Sconnie symphony by gilman_god February 25, 2019
Sconnie Slip Up
The term sconnie slip up can be used to denote unfortunate events that happened in either a state of confusion, the state of Wisconsin, or both.
I heard cousin Donnie had a sconnie slip up with Nancy; she asked for the cheese curd but he gave her the brat.
Sconnie Slip Up by gilman_god January 22, 2019
Musket
A musket is a small cardboard tube (one typically found in a pack of RAW cones)with a filter, filled with the weed left over from rolling a cone or joint. Using a "ramrod" the weed is packed down and the tube is trimmed. A Muskets resemble a one hitter but can last for multiple hits.
Some guy with a Confederate flag cowboy hat wanted to smoke weed for the first time so I packed him a musket. Two hits turned him into general Lee.
Musket by gilman_god January 19, 2019
Sconnie Quesadilla
A delicacy in the state of Wisconsin, the Sconnie Quesadilla is a food comprised of a slice of bread lathered to perfection with butter and then folded in half on itself.
Sconnie Quesadilla by gilman_god January 18, 2019