Schwife 

A girl that you are so close with, you refer to as your 'wife', but is also related to you as a cousin...and may or may not be your sister.

You are so good to me, my schwifey!

Our mothers were so crazy, you may or may not be my sister as WELL as my cousin, but I love you...so I will just call you my schwife!

Schwife by buffanyc July 12, 2010

schwifty 

Schwifty (Verb)- The ultimate abandonment of inhibition while having a good time. It is is akin to getting "crunk", "raging", or "Going H.A.A.M.".

While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.

Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.

I can't wait to go out tonight! We're gonna get SCHWIFTY!!

Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!

schwifty by Rick_Sanchez July 31, 2016

schwifty 

Getting crazy horny at parties and/or clubs, usually while extremely high. Typically involves taking off your pants and your panties.

Oh yeah! You gotta get schwifty! Uh oh! You gotta get schwifty! Oh yeah! Take off your pants and your panties!

schwifty by the_rickster August 20, 2015

get schwifty 

The name of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Giant head (Cromulons native to the Signus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.

Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your paints or panties and shitting on the floor.

"Aww yea, it's time to get Schwifty!"
"Take of your paints and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get Schwifty in here."

get schwifty by alziepen October 25, 2015

Schwide 

A penis with an average or less than average length, but an above average girth.

Even since I've known him he's bragged about his scholng, but now that I've seen it, it's more of a schwide.

Schwide by Desdemona the Tief June 21, 2021

Schwiemetzga

Used in Montafon, Vorarlberg (State in Austria), it means drinking until you vomit

Gommr id Bura Hobel Bar ga Schwiemetzga

Schwiemetzga by kRYSTAL June 2, 2015

Schwide 

–noun
1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for acceptance; prostitute; harlot; strumpet. Bad hair
–verb (used without object or sometimes a really desperate guy)
2. to act as a whore.
3. to consort with whores or other really really unfortunate mirrors.
4. to open one's leg in an unattractive manner. usually one's odor is released (i.e skunk)
–verb (used with object)
4. Obsolete. to make a whore of; corrupt; debauch. To expose one's cellulite.

If you were to Schwide, this is what you would say....

"I'm feeling like I could open up my legs today and see who shows up for the buffet"

"I find my legs and vagina to be more exposed than the Sun"

"I'm really really not beautiful on the inside."

If you find yourself saying "oh, he's special also"

Schwide by Blind Audience January 26, 2010