A penis with an average or less than average length, but an above average girth.
Even since I've known him he's bragged about his scholng, but now that I've seen it, it's more of a schwide.
by Desdemona the Tief June 22, 2021
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–noun
1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for acceptance; prostitute; harlot; strumpet. Bad hair
–verb (used without object or sometimes a really desperate guy)
2. to act as a whore.
3. to consort with whores or other really really unfortunate mirrors.
4. to open one's leg in an unattractive manner. usually one's odor is released (i.e skunk)
–verb (used with object)
4. Obsolete. to make a whore of; corrupt; debauch. To expose one's cellulite.
If you were to Schwide, this is what you would say....

"I'm feeling like I could open up my legs today and see who shows up for the buffet"

"I find my legs and vagina to be more exposed than the Sun"

"I'm really really not beautiful on the inside."

If you find yourself saying "oh, he's special also"
by Blind Audience January 26, 2010
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