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A white, American born male hired by an Indian hotel owner as general manager and to act as the "public face" of the property he manages. To be a true Billy Schrank, this person must also consistenty allow himself to get fucked out of promised bonus pay and be easily tricked into performing capital upgrades and maintenance to the property for no additonal money, thus making him a complete loser, a sucker and an individual devoid of his manhood.
"The manager of the La Quinta was nice enough, but I felt sorry for him because he worked so hard for that damn Indian owner for peanuts. Jesus what a friggin' Schrank he was."
Schrank by Jacob Miller December 28, 2005
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Einen hinter die Schrankwand nageln! 

Sich so riiiichtig einen reinbechern. Sich so richtig aus der Welt schallern!
Leonie: „Boah als wir damals nicht im Abdera waren war Joschua ja mal so RICHTIG Einen hinter die Schrankwand nageln!“
Functioning as either a noun or a verb, it is acceptable to use in any context to describe an object or place in the physical world, with the exception of a typewriter. In the verb usage, to be "schranked" implies being fucked with to the nth power.
Noun: "I put my schrank in your bait box."
Verb: "Honey, I schranked the kids!"
schrank by sungodRa April 15, 2008

Schlanck 

(noun)

A crusty, long, misshapen penis, often belonging to a pirate
Kyle: Hey, what did you guys think of the party?
Colonel Mustard: I don't know dude, there were too many grimy schlancks hanging around
Schlanck by readingisfun101 September 30, 2010
a male with a small penis, as if it SHRANK.
however, due to the many males with the last name SCHRANK, the nickname stuck & is spelled with a c.
Greg is such a SCHRANK yo.
A skank?
Nah, a schrank. Smallest cock in New England, EFP said so.
Schrank by A team! February 12, 2009
Pronounced SH-AN-K. To be used in place of any swear or curse word. Swears words no longer have the same effect as they did 10 years ago. Schanck can be used as a resplacement for swear words but also to enforce swear words.
P1: Help me i've fallen off a cliff....
P2: You're Schancked mate

P1: Damn shopkeep ripped me off a dollar
P2: F*cken Schancking b*sterd

schanck by M & J November 19, 2006

schlanck 

1. The person who gets shafted by having the bowl cashed right before their hit.

2. To intentionally cash the bowl so the next person can't get a hit.
1. Damn, I'm the schlanck.

2. I'm gonna schlanck you, bitch!
schlanck by sizabowl January 17, 2008