Schlanck 

(noun)

A crusty, long, misshapen penis, often belonging to a pirate

Kyle: Hey, what did you guys think of the party?
Colonel Mustard: I don't know dude, there were too many grimy schlancks hanging around

Schlanck by readingisfun101 September 30, 2010

schlanck 

1. The person who gets shafted by having the bowl cashed right before their hit.

2. To intentionally cash the bowl so the next person can't get a hit.

1. Damn, I'm the schlanck.

2. I'm gonna schlanck you, bitch!

schlanck by sizabowl January 17, 2008

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

schlack schlorts by just make the money January 13, 2014

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlank

To spank someone with your schlong.

I gave your mom a schlanking after she ran out of mashed potatoes.

You need to schlank your girl. She's getting a little uppity.

schlank by Brandon from Norman September 14, 2006