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A crusty, long, misshapen penis, often belonging to a pirate
Kyle: Hey, what did you guys think of the party?
Colonel Mustard: I don't know dude, there were too many grimy schlancks hanging around
by readingisfun101 September 28, 2010
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1. The person who gets shafted by having the bowl cashed right before their hit.

2. To intentionally cash the bowl so the next person can't get a hit.
1. Damn, I'm the schlanck.

2. I'm gonna schlanck you, bitch!
by sizabowl January 14, 2008
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