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schnip schnap du kleiner pädophil 

a response to the german saying "schnip schnap das kleine krokodil", which means "shnip shnap (cutting/choping/eating sounds) the little crocodile", (the response means "shnip shnap you little pedophile". this is used when an adult has said this to a child, and said because it rhymes.
schnip schnap das kleine krokodile! ("shnip shnap, the little crocodile!")
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schnip schnap du kleiner pädophil! ("shnip shnap, you little pedophile!)

schnip schnip 

An Eastern European.

Derived from their accent - whenever they talk it sounds like they're saying "Schnip schnip schnip schnip schnip".
"Is the plumber you've got in to fit your bathroom English?"

"No, he's a schnip schnip. Most of the plumbers in London are nowadays."
schnip schnip by b_u_r_k_y April 5, 2008

schnip schnap 

“He was such a schnip schnap to Jessica last night
schnip schnap by Sabrina_memes November 20, 2017

noah schnapp 

actor who plays will byers in stranger things. is the best young actor of our generation and deserves every award
did you see noah schnapp’s performance in stranger things?
noah schnapp by iluvrats June 4, 2018

Noah Schnapp 

Noah Schnapp is an actor on the TV show Stranger Things, along with Bridge Of Spies, and The Peanuts Movie. He is the most adorable kid ever, he's so amazingly talented, i love him so much... he deserves the entire world, and much more. He cares for his fans very much, and he's always smiling and happy. He deserves everything!
Marin: I LOVE NOAH SCHNAPP
Katie: MARIN SHUT UP THATS ALL YOUVE BEEN SAYING FOR A MONTH
Marin: sorry- i love my angel uwu ( that hurt me to write djsjfk)
Noah Schnapp by Stranger1983 November 6, 2018

Noah Schnapp 

The best child actor ever (Jack D Grazer coming in close second), who everyone should know and praise. Every teen girl has a crush on him. He deserves every award out there x100.000.000.
I wish I could date Noah Schnapp
Noah Schnapp by NoahSchnappBabe December 20, 2018