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1.
Schnib is a term for the male penis.
"She wants the schnib."

"My schnib is huge."
by schniby February 04, 2010
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2.
A miniscule portion of something.
Can I have a schnib of your pasta, broski?
Dude, I only need a schnib of your time.
Don't schnib the pizza guy, bra!
by acerimmerkipper October 14, 2012
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3.
Schnib is a similar word to damn or idiot.

"You Schnib!!!"
"Schnib, I've just stained the carpet with wine and the colour won't come out!"
by Rmg12 November 13, 2006
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