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when a girls stomach reaches out farther than their boobs.
Dude, that fat bitch got mad schnapples
by andrew & sben January 28, 2005
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A nap, siesta, snooze, or kip
I could really do with a schnapple, yawn.
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Screw up or break something. Similar to bork or fucked but more acceptable in a professional environment.
I dropped my screw driver into the coin machine and schnappled it all up.

"Someone spilled a gallon of water into the register!"
"Yup, now the scale is schnappled up. Call the the repair man!"

"I fell asleep while I was driving and schnappled up the front of my car"
"You're lucky to be alive!"
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used to replace words like "shit" or "fuck" when in harsh situations.
you forgot something "Ahhh schnapple!"

something flies by our face "What the schnapple was that"
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when someone tastes something and rolls a taste around in their mouth while making mouth noises
i schnapple'd because i was trying to determine whether the food tasted good
by samueltehstonerino May 31, 2016
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