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1.
(noun) the language derived from adding "schm" to the beginning of any word, especially proper nouns and important words in sentences.

(verb) to schmig a word.
Schmerin: Schmatlyn, would you like to have a schmigarette?

Schmatlyn: Why, schmes I would!
by katie_kaboom August 05, 2009
 
2.
Cigarette
James, do you want to go have a schmig?
by crosstown July 10, 2008
 
3.
A schmig a person who does schmigly things, for example mowing there lawn backwards, eating there pizza from the crust inwards.
Person one: OMG HARRIETS SUCH A SCHMIG!
Person two: I know! i saw her walking in and out a door 4 times before she walked in.
by akamini May 27, 2008