schmiggles

means when something goes wrong

alec hurt himself and said 'schmiggles'

by james January 15, 2004

schmiggles

another name for snuggles

Mae: Could really use some schmiggles right about now.
Taylor: I'll give you all the schmiggles and snuggles in the world.

by RTfangirl12 July 9, 2018

schmiggles

another word for f**k or c**t but is used when you can't swear properly
(helps if ur a scouser)

When john lennon got to heaven and god told him Mcartney was gettin all the credit for the beatles he simply said "schmiggles"

by jeremiah May 13, 2003

schmiggle

Pronounced "shmih-gal".

An expression of pure pleasure, happiness, excitement, affection or joy.

Eeeee, I'm so happy! Eeeee, schmiggle!!!!!

by CJoo January 18, 2009

schmiggle schmat to the face

When one takes a penis into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned penis. Cuming in the hair is optional.

Last night I got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! I was so pissed!

by Jessimakhanaka Margameateater September 5, 2010

Schmiggles

A rare substance found only in the land of Schmi-7, of the Brass Universe. A common fight is fought between the two deities of this land for this rare substance, which caused the downfall of this planet and made it uninhabitable.

Did you hear about how the Schmiggles caused the downfall of Schmi-7?

by Coruscare October 27, 2020

schmiggle

something of a very low importance or relevance that someone gets annoyed at. usually used when referring to someone rage quitting.

victim: "bro really left over schmiggle."
admin: "i'm banning him for 24 hours."
victim: "yeah, what a bitch"

by hiimlunaaaa February 19, 2025