Schmidtman

AWESOME person! Person of the Schmidtman Clan. Unique in every way. Beautiful, sexy, strong, sexy, princess on the outside, porn-star on the inside.

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was Schmidtman like me!

Schmidtman by schmidty1 June 11, 2011

Schmidtfaced 

When you attend Texas wesleyan’s GPNA program and you really want to go out and drink but instead you stay in and study hard for Dr. Schmidt’s next A&P exam

Ready to get schmidtfaced !

Schmidtfaced by RRNA104 October 25, 2019

Ms Schmidtgall 

Some crazy ass teacher who went to jail for illegal cryptocurrency mining and then again for running a student over with a bus

Student 1: please don't pull a ms schmidtgall
Teacher: mines cryptocurrency

Ms Schmidtgall by Poetiscool July 13, 2022

Schnitman 

A schnitman is a man who eats lots of schnitzel and drives a schnitzel truck.Schnitmen wear there pants up to there nipple to,the schnitzel melody is ‘SCHNITZEL SCHNITZEL COME GET YOUR SCHNITZEL’.If you are lucky enough to find a schnitmen in his schnitzel truck he will give you schnitzel.

OMG it’s a schnitman daddy look!Please may I go get a schnitzel daddy?

Schnitman by dat boi William May 12, 2018

schminkman 

your closest,oldest friends, the inner circle; The people who stick with you thru all times and know and trust you better than anyone else. The people you love and who love you and who you are real with.

the schminkmans are getting together for dinner tonight

schminkman by d l t June 11, 2006

Schmidtting 

The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.

Man, I was schmidtting so hard today when i was in a meeting with my boss

Schmidtting by Hot and Spicy man October 2, 2011

Schmidtten 

awe-struck, suddenly with deep feeling, to be smitten with a Schmidt!

Oh, I'm so schmidtten over you!

Schmidtten by loveacrossoceans December 12, 2010