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3.
A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.
John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.
by Aw yeah February 22, 2005
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15.
Penis. Often thought to derive from the German "schlange" meaning "snake."

Also possibly from the Russian word for "hose" which is pronounced "schlong."
I showed her my schlong.
by Masen April 06, 2006
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16.
a large penis.
comes from the german term schlange
which means serpant ;)
wow, kev has a nice schlong
by OLIVEEEEE March 18, 2007
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17.
A Penis.

From the German word Schlange, which literally means snake. Schlange can also refer to a queue or a line. Germans will generally refer to the penis as a schwanz, literally tail.
I don't wanna hear about your schlong.
by Andrew Schwartz June 03, 2005
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18.
a man's protruding genitals
tommy has a really big one
"tommy doesn't know, that i saw his shlong"
"5 dolla 6 1/2 inh schlong"
by kaf June 15, 2008
11 6
 
19.
An abnormaly long penis.
"yeah, did you know that Billy had a schlong?"
by Bobthebuilder12344555 June 17, 2009
10 6
 
20.
Pronounced : Shi-long

1)Commonly used as a term to describe someone with a large penis, similliar to that of a horse.

2) A hot-dog shop in New York (my friend got a t-shirt from there, it has a picture of a hot dog and says "Schlongs Hot-dogs. If it isnt 12 inches it is'nt a Schlong")
Example 1)
Person 1: "Smeagle! put that Schlong away brother!"

Person 2: "Cousin thats one big Schlong!"

Example 2) My friends t-shirt from the hot-dog shop
by Jim Bow A Kim Bow February 26, 2009
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21.
a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
The schlong was long.
I schlonged yer mom!
Eric has no schlong.
Damn, thats some schlong he's got there.
AND THE WINNING SCHLONG IS...
by Ian March 02, 2004
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