Born December 24th, 1982. Robert is best know for his role in the 2001 hit film the Princess Diaries along side Anne Hathaway and Julie Andrews. These days Robert just focuses on his pop/rock band Rooney, whom he is the frontman for. Changed his name from Schwartzman to Carmine and back to Schwartzman to honor his grandfather. Son of Rocky's Talia Shire and John Schwartzman. Brother to Rushmores own Jason Shchwartzman.

Chives: Who was it that played michael in the princess diaries?
Rupert;Oh, it was Robert Schwartzman. He's also in Rooney.

robert schwartzman by MollyStarz April 29, 2008

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Scatman

A popular song in the mid 1990s by Scatman John. The song's message is to feel good about yourself, no matter what, and that just because you stutter, you can still make a great tune!

"I'm the Scatman! Yeaaaahh, I'm the Scatman!"

Scatman by lte September 25, 2006

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Scatman John

Scatman John used his stutter, which had haunted him since childhood, to his advantage to bring old school scatting to the mass market.

'scibty boo bapidipi damow bing bang booti pi doopi'

Scatman John by Yak-man John July 29, 2003

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Scatman buckshot

When standing over a girl as she fingers your prostate from your anus. so you can simultaneously Blow a load on her belly and blast watery lube filled shit all over her chest and or face.

Dude that chick was kinky last night she let me scatman buckshot her.

Scatman buckshot by dutchscum April 20, 2009

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