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Scatter and splatter 

When you ejaculate so hard it hits the ceiling fan so it coats the ceiling and the walls making them look like they just had a fresh coat of paint
sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend

Keurig Spatter 

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.
After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!

Ass Spatter 

When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.
Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!
Ass Spatter by MJH3 January 11, 2010
Another term for "whore" or a "lady of the night."
In Tru Blood, Bill tells Jessica that he doesn't want her out in public looking like a slatter.
Slatter by Ember69 August 4, 2010

Spatter Khak's

Khaki pants that have been slightly soiled after standing too close to a urinal or bathroom sink.
Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.
Spatter Khak's by TacomaBeags March 15, 2011
Spatter is known as spam tweets on Twitter.
I am tired of the 'You have won a new iPhone' spatter on Twitter.
Spatter by amnesiavictim January 1, 2012