I'm tripping over nothing, I don't know what i want to eat and my sentences aren't coherent - i'm fucking scat bro
"How much did we take last night? My brain is scat (scattered)"
"How much did we take last night? My brain is scat (scattered)"
by Keegyn March 8, 2017
by Condatredonum December 22, 2007
Someone who is off their head on meth who goes out the front of their own or someone elses house and does stupid stuff normal people dont like weeding with a chicken bone or painting the mailbox with shoe polish at 2am in the morning. Etc
Check out the scatter monkey digging for treasue out front of that joint and then picking at their face to bits.
by Wbff March 19, 2018
by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010
A technique used by a man to pick up women to try and get laid, where the man asks woman after woman if she wants to go home with him until one of them says yes. He will usually get slapped a lot but it eventually works.
Example A:
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.
Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.
Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.
by deepspace10 December 14, 2012
by Foul mouth farmer January 30, 2020
The act of shitting ones self after a series of solid shits, then you accidentally release diarrhea out of your bunghole and it splatters in your underwear.
by ZOMBIEOVERLORD May 11, 2014