The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.
Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.
by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023
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An Italian word the means scatterbrained.
Pronounced Scatter-ray.
I am so Scattere today it isn't even funny, Becky.
by Jade DragonStone November 21, 2021
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An Italian word that means scattered brain (pronounced scatter-ray)
I am so scattere about this homework!
by Fathomium November 21, 2021
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Someone who leaves their crap in various spots around a room, then forgetting to pick-up any of the crap that was left.
You left your glass on the table, your shoes by the stairs, forgot to pick up the pizza box off the floor. Jesus, your such a scatterer!
by APatC October 24, 2010
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When you ejaculate so hard it hits the ceiling fan so it coats the ceiling and the walls making them look like they just had a fresh coat of paint
sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend
by GoblinSlayer95 June 17, 2020
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Legit the best song from Green Day's album "Nimrod".
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we've shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, all the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
Well, loose ends tied in knots, leaving a lump down in my throat
Well, gagging on a souvenir
Lived to fill another year
We'll drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds
Well, leaving myself open wide
Living out a sacrifice, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
If you got no one
And I've got no place to go
Would it be alright?
Could it be alright?
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, ll the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
by Rotten Turkey May 25, 2022
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