The act of defecating. When you’re taking a dump and it flies out of you as if you released caged quail and almost makes a fluttering noise.
Dude I just scattered quail and stained the porcelain!

Did you see what Joey did to the bathroom? It looks like someone threw brownie mix at the toilet. Dude we call that scattering quail!

Bro I just scattered quail!!!

Man after that buffet I need to scatter quail.
by The gray fox August 31, 2019
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1. the decrease in energy (increase in wavelength) of an X-ray or gamma ray photon, when it interacts with matter
2. what happens when the police come near a large crowd in the ghetto
There were numerous cases of compton scattering during the riots last week.
by ortho May 17, 2007
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Many attractive ladies in any defined area.
Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!
by Beeth May 6, 2008
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a tf2 primary weapon for the scout class it has less clip size and less accurate but when shooting the enemy from behind it does minicrits but the way that tf2 hitreg works somtimes it wont minicrit even when your behind them
scout1: why wont my back scatter minicrit im litearlly behind the enemy!
scout2: hitreg
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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When you have diarrhea and you hit a pocket of gas and the shit blows out with force, spraying shit all over the toilet bowl
dude I got to shit but someone scatter blasted the toilet, my ass isnt going to sit on that
by Dirty Joe Young April 12, 2006
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To scatter something, i.e. jewels, in a casual and sexual way.
A vajazzle is often a bit "in your face", but hers was sexy scattered, so she seems like a quality girl!
by honeybunny91 December 6, 2011
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Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.
Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck

Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed
by newoldmonkey April 8, 2011
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