A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.
In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.
This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.
Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)
In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.
This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.
Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)
"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"
"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"
"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."
"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."
"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"
"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."
"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."
"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."
"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"
"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."
"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."
"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"
"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."
"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."
"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."
by oshkoshgetoverit March 12, 2009
by bogey at 6 October 30, 2007
used to be a good music/remix but as soon as someone leaked the .veg it got ruined by 5 year olds with their trial versions of Vegas Pro and using klasky csupo samples with a billion effects slapped on to it
by tempuser2 December 17, 2021
Hey Tonya... you know you can't leave the apartment without the CT Scan girl.....Gots to make sure that camel is in check.
by Mneufeld May 1, 2008
some idiot shared a .veg link and now 5 year old kids names “shuric scan master klasky cspou” use their pirated version of vegas pro 16 to make these trashy hells that shouldnt exist on youtube
by among us in real life sus sus September 9, 2020
Any lowly employee in a retail big box store. Commonly seen wearing colored polo shirts with name tags and khaki pants, carrying some sort of portable barcode scanning apparatus, such as a scan gun. Usual habitats include, but are not limited to: Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Old Navy, Shoe Carnival, and at one time, Blockbuster Video. The Scan Monkey is well-known for its constant screeches of sarcasm and passive-aggressive tendencies, particularly towards figures of authority and their customers.
Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Jimmy: Let's see, I'm 30 now and I've worked at Walmart, Blockbuster, Hot Topic, Krogers, Best Buy, Sears, and now I'm doing a nickel as an Assistant Guest Services Specialist over at Rent-A-Center.
Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*
Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*
Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
by jimmydevious January 27, 2013
Hand gesture in which you hold your fingers apart, extend your arm out with your hand facing downwards. A way of greeting someone or showing enthusiasm towards a subject. Used throughout the agricultural sector.
by Lewis Dyer March 8, 2020